What I Learned From Bill Cosby

I love Bill Cosby.  I always have.  But today, his wisdom has astounded me.

I went to the dentist.  Root canal.  The whole time, I marveled at how precise he is.

My face really did fall into my lap.

I really can walk with my behind.

He really did see a rainbow.

See for yourself!


And if you don't believe me, here is proof. This is me desperately trying to smile.

A little bit scary, hu?

Comments

Susan Anderson said…
I've always enjoyed Bill Cosby, too. His genius is that he can make us laugh out loud without vulgarity.

Wonderful.

=)

PS. I've been there on the drooping face thing. (My very first post on this blog ever was about that!) At least this unfortunate phenomenon ends quickly.
June 8, 2011 at 1:12 PM
Em said…
i love bill cosby !!!!!! root canal. not exciting. hope your smile is back soon:)
June 8, 2011 at 1:58 PM
Familia Morales said…
Ha ha ha! I'll be laughing for a while at that last picture!

I love Bill Cosby!
June 8, 2011 at 6:21 PM
Francisca and Chris said…
::giggle:: I can see the family resemblance. YouTube his video on childbirth. It is the FUNNIEST!!!!
June 9, 2011 at 6:21 PM
Heather said…
that picture cracks me up. BUT the good news is, you can finally enjoy cold things again!!!
June 9, 2011 at 10:07 PM
Terra said…
I find nothing fun about the dentist no matter what...I just don't .
June 10, 2011 at 5:14 AM
Lourie said…
This routine still makes me laugh! BEcause it is true! hahaha.
June 10, 2011 at 11:16 PM
Lisa said…
LOVE Bill Cosby! And laughing at your picture... although you are super cute! :)
June 11, 2011 at 10:50 AM
Emmy said…
Love love Bill Cosby! So sorry about the root canal! I have had a crown but never a root canal-does not sound fun. Did you dye your hair or does it just look really dark in the picture?
June 12, 2011 at 10:32 PM
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