Keith and the Deal

This morning Keith was sitting on my lap trying to lick me.  I was trying to keep him from licking me by tickling him.

Eventually he stopped trying to lick me and tried to strike a deal.

"Mom, I will stop licking you if I can have a popsicle instead."

I took the deal.

He is an excellent businessman.

Creating the need for a product.  I wanted to not be licked.  He wanted a popsicle.  Great opportunity.

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