This morning Keith was sitting on my lap trying to lick me. I was trying to keep him from licking me by tickling him.
Eventually he stopped trying to lick me and tried to strike a deal.
"Mom, I will stop licking you if I can have a popsicle instead."
I took the deal.
He is an excellent businessman.
Creating the need for a product. I wanted to not be licked. He wanted a popsicle. Great opportunity.