Ladies and Gentlemen
Saturday Jeffrey and I were watching a movie (War Games) on the laptop while cuddling on the bed.
The lights were out (as they should be when watching a movie with your hubby)
and we were both rather enthralled with what was going on in the movie.
I suddenly screamed.
Spider
He is our hero
Spider
Get rid of
Spider
Step on
Spider
We love you, Spider
A spider suddenly ran off the keyboard and onto the bed.
I screamed
Jeffrey jumped up, and we turned on the light.
Nothing.
We looked on the floor, all around and even under the lappy.
Nothing.
I promise not to kill you
Spider
So we resumed the movie.
He didn't believe that I had actually seen a spider.
About five minutes later I felt something on my back. My first thought was it was Jeffrey's hand just lightly brushing my back.
I then made an accounting for his hands. One was around me, and the other was supporting his head.
That means it wasn't him.
I screamed again.
We turned on the light, and looked at the bed again.
There, as innocent as can be
Playing dead
lay a spider.
Not the actual spiderI have no idea how it got from the computer to my back and I refuse to think about it.
I screamed again.
Don't get me wrong, I am not a spider hater. I don't mind spiders if they are minding their own business.
The second they start crawling across me in the dark, I become the biggest antagonist that spider has ever known.
After the screaming stopped, I looked at it, grabbed a piece of paper and turned it over, and then Jeffrey took the paper and killed it.
The whole rest of the night every time i got an itch I thought it was another spider.
Disgusting!
Spider
We love you, Spider
Spider
Get rid of
Spider
Must stop
Spider
He is our hero
They Might Be Giants
10 comments:
Oh. my. gosh. Gross! I definitely feel your pain and if that is the exact, offensive spider... I am so sorry. It's huge! Now I feel all itchy. I'm glad you killed it!!
Ew gross! I shuddered when I saw the pic of that spider. It was huge!
YUCKY SPIDERS! Especially on the bed! {shiver}
Oh super nasty! That totally freaks me out I'm going to be double checking my bed for weeks!
Woah! I would have reacted the same way. There are supposed to be a lot of bugs here, but we haven't seen many of them. I'll just count my blessings.
BLUHHHHHH, SHUDDER, i hate spiders. i did a post a LONG time ago, like oct b/c i found several black widows in one week in my house. i vowed to never go more than 6 months without spraying my handy dandy home defense. walmart, in the biggest container they've got.
Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!
Yah, and that was really huge!
Ack! I loathe, despise, and abominate spiders. I really do. I would have been screaming there right along with you.
ew thats a creepy picture.
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