Mr T vs Chuck Norris, the Ewoks and the Munchkins

I think Spring has officially begun. It is here!
Now, Winter is still trying to hold on, but you can't hang on very long once things are put into motion.

I think one of the best scents in the world is a freshly aired out house.
Windows open
air wafting in and out
curtains dancing in the breeze
Feeling the air revitalize your old winter weary bones.

Speaking of revitalization, I got a call from Hollywood Video today. They called to inform me that I have a free movie rental from them! While telling Jeffrey the great news, we discussed what we would like to get.
I suggested The Ewoks VS. The Munchkins.
He really wanted to see it.
Too bad I made it up when I realized he didn't want to see the movie I wanted to see.
I then asked him if he would like to see Chuck Norris VS. Mr. T.
That was another movie I made up.
I would pay good money to see those two movies.
I can just see the movie posters!

VS
TO
THE
END!!!

or
VS
WHO WILL WIN THE ULTIMATE FIGHT?
I PITY THE FOOL!

If any of you know of any screen writers, pass the idea along to them... but I get royalties! Oh, alright, we can share, 60-40. You can have the 60. See what a nice person I am?

What movie would you use your free rental on?
Even if the movie isn't made yet, what would you like to see made?