Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Ants in My Pants

I hate ants.

I hate them the way my little sister hates spiders.

When I was a little kid I once saw a show of ants eating a person alive (I wasn't supposed to be watching that show, obviously).

Ever since then, if I see even one, I feel like they are swarming all over my body.

Since we live in an old house, we have been battling this varmin. They are sneaky and tricky.

They are winning.

Today, imagine my horror when I felt a little tickle on my forehead, brushed it away, and an ant fell in my lap.


I wanted to shower instantly but was babysitting a little boy for three more hours. My cleansing shower has to wait three more hours. Help!

Does anyone know of any way to get rid of ants? Our ant killer doesn't even phase them.
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