Tuesday, April 13, 2010

En Guarde

Things just got personal.

A battle has been in the fighhting stages around here. 

Pink Eye Vs Faye.
Cough VS me

But when cough and pink eye teamed up against Faye, inviting a little fever to join their dirty play date inside my sweet Faye, the ante just got upped.


I will not stand for that.  She cannot be sicker than me.  If she is, how can I help her fight it off.  At least I do have my secret weapon of breast feeding.  She has full access to my antibodies, and replenishes her dose between six and eight times a day.

But war is on my little germy enemies.  War is on, and it will not be pretty for you when I have finnished.

My arsenal consists of:
Theraflu
Extra naps :}
Gargling with hot salt water
Oranges and strawberries
Chocolate {soothes the sore throat.  Don't believe me?  Try it.  I dare you.}
Long hot showers {for the steam}
and lots and lots of Faye cuddling.

I give you three days.  You will be fallen by then, mark my words.

And then the rejoicing will commence and the kingdom will celebrate in the appropriate fashion.

Now excuse me as I go suite up and ready myself for the secret ambush.  Little germmys wont know what hit them.
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