This video goes out to all the single people out there.
If you are not from UT or are not LDS it may not make as much sense to you as it is more so a cultural joke, but watch it anyways. It is worth it.
I just have to say to all of my single friends attending singles wards (congregations) that I am so sorry, and I feel your pain... sort of. Okay, I roughly remember your pain. Keep on trucking and maybe even try a little petitioning, you never know what might work!